Things Observed at a Mall Two Weeks Before Christmas

By Michael

*A cotton candy-pink haired old woman wearing a jacket with leopard print.

*A woman in a wheelchair passing a baby in a stroller.

*A laptop dj at Nordstroms, just one floor down from the piano.

*Cart vendors looking to push their wears with more intensity than usual. Tip: Avoid eye contact.

*A young man who came up to me as I was looking over a book and told me that he was part of this cool church and he thought I should join with him and his friends. I claimed that I was an Orthodox Jew, even though I was dressed in secular clothing and it was the Sabbath no less. He then left me alone.

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