Archive for the ‘People is Dum’ Category

Well, At Least She Wasn’t Named Beef Supreme

July 24, 2008

New Zeland family court judge Rob Murfitt has had enough of parents giving their children stupid names. In a ruling released Tuesday, he ordered that a nine year old girl named* Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii be made a ward of the court and renamed. The girl was involved in a custody battle. Judge Murfitt cited the very poor judgement the parents showed in giving her this name. In his ruling, the judge included a list of names that had been rejected by the Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages. These names included Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit. He also noted that unfortunately, the Registrar okayed the names Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence.

*God, I wish I was making this up.

Silly Signage

July 16, 2008

 I was walking round Rancho Park the other day when I came upon this sign in a Jack-in-a-Box parking lot. Anyone understand it?

I’ll Have the Baby Burger With Cheese

July 16, 2008

Cracked.com has a rather funny article on the 20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants including the delicious little item seen here, or as Chief Wiggam would call it, a California Cheeseburger.